ZeFrank Presents: How To Dance Properly
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An oldie but goodie. I love “Hanging out… casual”: A perfect start for the just-initiated. It says “I’m hip, but prefer the quiet side of nightlife, please respect that.” Excellent when used in combination with the “playing hard to get” strategy in the dating scene. Subdued eye contact, put the drink down and launch into this little number… No one can resist.

See also: Awkward dancing; Reasons I don’t go out clubbing; Why I don’t make new friends

ZeFrank Presents: How To Dance Properly
———
An oldie but goodie. I love “Hanging out… casual”: A perfect start for the just-initiated. It says “I’m hip, but prefer the quiet side of nightlife, please respect that.” Excellent when used in combination with the “playing hard to get” strategy in the dating scene. Subdued eye contact, put the drink down and launch into this little number… No one can resist.

See also: Awkward dancing; Reasons I don’t go out clubbing; Why I don’t make new friends