September 2009
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2009
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At the park
There are two children, presumably brother and sister, that are running around the grass chasing after pigeons. They are squealing and laughing and screaming plaintively to the birds, “Come back! Come back! Come back!” It is altogether the most amusing, delightful, funny and yet saddest thing to witness.
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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“Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendour in the grass, of glory in...”
– William Wordsworth, Ode on Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood (via amplequotes)
Aug 30th
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Baltimore, Maryland
I am going to Baltimore for Labor Day. I’ve never been, though I think about 8 years ago I may have driven through the city. Any recommendations? Things to do/see/drink/eat? Anything I should avoid?
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Overheard in the Hall of Ocean Life
Tourist: It looks like Vegas!
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Fourth Worst Thing In The World
Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, supervolcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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EXACTLY.
Betsy McCaughey: You're so rich. You can afford to provide care for anybody in your family, whatever they need.
Jon Stewart: That's right. That's why I don't mind being taxed a little more to help people who are not in as favorable a situation. I don't mind that. In fact, I welcome it, because it's a way for me to give back to the country that has allowed me to come this far.
Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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I Can't Stay Awake for West Coast Baseball
katieschenk: But damn I love that Dairy Queen/Girl Scout commercial. I feel like it’s been FOREVER seen I’ve seen the Dodgers on TV. :(
Aug 18th
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“By the way, that Fox and Friends poll on the health care debates is sponsored by...”
– Jon Stewart (via soupsoup)
Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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An Afghan bill allowing a husband to starve his... →
tanya77: soupsoup: nevercapitalize: cultural and morality relativism is one thing that this world needs to get along. but some times, and there are now more and more of these times, there are just some dumb things that you really need say no: you’re fucking retarded. most of shariah is fucking retarded. Remind me again, WHY do women get married in that country? Um seriously? What. The....
Aug 17th
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